Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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