I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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