Is it normal to miss your booty call?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Randomize