clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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