Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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