It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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