You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.