real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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