I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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