Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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