drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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