those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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