i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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