it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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