no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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