How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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