I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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