i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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