so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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