Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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