Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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