Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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