he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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