What a fucking waste of an outfit
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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