it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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