I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize