Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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