i think my tv is drunk
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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