He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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