I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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