just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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