That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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