Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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