fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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