I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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