I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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