C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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