Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm always down for nudity.
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