you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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