You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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