This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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