I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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