if you like me you must not know who I am
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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