So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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