Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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