Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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