sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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