when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
