All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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