yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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