I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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