just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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