Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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