It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.